BALL?! DId you say BALL?! oh ? you didn't ? Hmm must have just been thinking about that old friend of mine BALL! Anyway let me introduce myself I'm .....BALL, I mean Bruce and well if you haven't guessed it yet my favoritest thing in life is my BALL! You want me to sit? show me my BALL! you want me to shake a paw ? show me my BALL! I'm a young fella but everyone says how smart and handsome I am, I already know sit, shake BOTH paws and lay down which isn't too shabby if I do say so myself! I am a BIG fan of other dogs and LOVE to play and wrestle with them....I like them so much I might even share my BALL with them. I am a big hugger though and I do love to jump up and give big bear hugs so if you aren't a fan of that it may be something we have to work on together but I'm sure that will the help of BALL you will be able to teach me just about anything soooooo if you have room in your home for a big goofBALL and his BALL please consider coming to meet me!
Love Bruce and BALL!
Um Hey, names Tank, and I'm what the humans here call a big goofball whatever that means, when they first said it I didn't know if I should be offended or flattered but I decided that ignorance is bliss and to just roll with it! I'm not really quite sure why they call me a goofball.....I guess it could be because I like to lick walls sometimes, and gates, and well anything really but I just like to taste things and find out about them through my mouth....I don't think there's anything wrong with that! Uh, ya so as far as things you should know about me, well I want to be an only pet, I'm not a fan of other animals, I guess thats makes me a bit of an introvert but I'm pretty ok with it, like I said Im an easy going guy, I just want a human or humans to be my world. I might look like a big tank and that may intimidate some people but really I'm just a big teddy bear. Don't judge a book by its cover is kinda my mantra to life given how people tend to look at big brutes like me! Anyway thanks for stopping by and if your thinking about adding a new man to your life please consider me!